Jiggle Physics

Flying, falling, tumblring in turmoil

Lindy West  (via thewastedgeneration)

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Women’s grueling, lifelong, losing battle to transform themselves into magical, flawless creatures with Disney hair and 15-inch waists and massive ham-lips is not for the benefit of women. And when men say that they “love to see the woman underneath the makeup,” they’re not saying they want to see your leg stubble and greasy bangs—they’re saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine. Because the maintenance spoils the fantasy.
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thisdanobrien:

And I feel like no one is talking about it. It’s one of the best shows Cracked has ever done and it disappeared for a while, but now it’s back and the level of freak out isn’t high enough for me.

Can confirm I am definitely freaking out, DOB. &%$@@$^&%#!

geek-studio:

Geek Studio’s Nintendo Giveaway!

OVER $250 WORTH OF PRIZES!

New giveaway for you guys with some awesome prizes donated by fictitiousfragrancessubtlenerdnews, and thegoddamnemily!

Prizes:

PLUS your choice of ONE (1) game from this list:

  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Wii
  • Super Mario 3D World - Wii U
  • Super Mario 3D Land - 3DS
  • New Super Mario Bros. 2 - 3DS
  • Pokemon Black OR White - NDS
  • Pokemon Black 2 OR White 2 - NDS
  • Pokemon X OR Y - 3DS
  • Pikmin 3 - Wii U
  • Kirby Dream Collection - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - Wii U
  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass - NDS
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Wii
  • Animal Crossing - 3DS
  • Yoshi’s New Island - 3DS

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themarysue:

When you’re having one of those days. 

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tokyo-fashion:

17-year-old Kina on the street in Harajuku with a Bubbles sailor top, polka dot pants, transparent skirt & holographic backpack. Full Look

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